All due respect to Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy, the unholy trinity of General Mills monster cereals remains Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry. Since the good Count was first introduced in 1971, these terrifying parts of a balanced breakfast have become as ingrained in the sugar-addled brains of kids as Crackle, Cap'n, Tony, and Quisp. And some others. Anyway. Here's my interpretations of them.